To properly express how this makes me feel, please enjoy this musical accompaniment as you read on.
Saturday, November 14th
18095 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy
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If you’re in the Portland, Oregon area, come on over. Tell your friends! This is my first book signing. Maybe I’ll be stuttering with nerves, maybe I’ll be suave and eloquent, but either way it’ll be good theater.
Copies of the novel will be available for purchase at SPECIAL EVENT-EXCLUSIVE PRICING! $16 vs $22 from Amazon. This is where you imagine me in a bad plaid suit in front of a furniture store or used car lot saying “IT’S MURDER! We’re SLASHING PRICES and KILLING COSTS to pass the savings on to YOU! BECAUSE WE’RE CA-CA-CA-RAYZY!!!”
Wait, a bad plaid suit? That implies the existence of a good plaid suit. Might as well say each copy is hand-written by cheerful faeries in kraken ink, as long as we’re talking make-believe.
Light bulb! Free copy to the first person to show up in a plaid suit!
See you there!